Sunday, May 2, 2010

Katie Cassidy, Please Marry Me

Since most of the attractive girls in the Binghamton, NY area have threatened me with restraining orders (you know who you are, blondies), I've decided that I'm going to have to stick with Hollywood starletts for my love needs. I'm just worried that my celebrity is going to prevent me from finding the one, you know?

Now that I've seen two ads for the new Nightmare on Elm Street, I'm officially in love with Katie Cassidy. She's the one who screams in the classroom.

The film is now playing.

I'll see you soon, Katie. Which dark alley works for you?

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