So, I spent $40 on Episodes from Liberty City a couple of weeks ago, and I've hardly played it. Don't get me wrong; it's a great game. The expansions are worthy updates to GTA IV. I've just been too busy to play the game.
Great way to watch your money, Steve. Brilliant.
So what have I been doing instead of playing video games lately? Watching TV in the afternoon and shouting romantic advice at the characters, mostly.
"You don't need him, honey! YOU DON'T NEED HIM!"
Try it. It's cathartic when you're having girl/guy problems. Those people on the tube understand what you're going through.
"She's just a skank anyway! A SKANK!"