Showing posts with label fallen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fallen. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Another Disappointing Summer?
And so, another summer movie season has come and gone. With August 9's Elysium, the 2013 season of blockbusters has officially ended. I would argue that it was another disappointing summer.
My biggest emotional investment rested in Man of Steel (June 14), and that film was the biggest letdown of the year for me. I cared less about Iron Man 3 (May 3), the kickoff movie of the season, and while I enjoyed it, it in no way distinguished itself from the dozens of comic book movies that have been made since 2000. Star Trek Into Darkness (May 15), like its predecessor, was unnecessary and derivative. The best blockbuster of the summer, for me, was Pacific Rim (July 12).
No, I didn't see every blockbuster this summer; I never do. But I do catch up with them eventually. And this trend of sloppy, shallow, horribly written movies with immaculate special effects doesn't change. Think about the movies with the biggest hype from the last few years and consider how many of them were actually memorable for any reason other than effects. Remember The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Battleship (2012), Green Lantern (2011), Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (2011), The A-Team (2010), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), and X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)?
Thankfully, there were some great blockbusters sprinkled throughout these years (like Inception, 2010). I acknowledge that, and if I am dismissing any of your favorite movies with my list above, comment and tell me why I am wrong. But I have found so many of these action blockbusters to be worthless, a waste of money, not even worth $8 on Blu-ray to show off my home theater setup.
What do you think? And how were the 2013 blockbusters that I missed? Did The Wolverine (July 26) justify its own existence? Was The Lone Ranger (July 3) as awful as it looked?
Thursday, March 28, 2013
This is Not a Review of "Olympus Has Fallen"
I just saw the new Antoine Fuqua (Shooter) action flick, Olympus Has Fallen. The movie is about a brutal terrorist takeover of the White House and one man's attempt to save the day. I don't have any intention of really reviewing it here (click here for some adequate drubbings), but I would like to list a few complaints that the more thoughtful movie fan may agree with.
1. Insane contrivances. The prologue has a cataclysmic car accident; no cause is ever given. None of the president's secret service agents ever seem to wear kevlar...ever. Breaches of security protocols at just the wrong time lead to the easiest White House takeover I've ever seen.
2. For crying out loud, if you're going to have this many A-listers in your film, tell me that in the dang advertising. Performers that you can't believe are in this movie, in this movie: Ashley Judd, Dylan McDermott, Radha Mitchell, Angela Bassett.
3. The violence is too much and done in poor taste. The terrorists shoot everything that moves in D.C. with pinpoint accuracy. A few shots of innocent civilians running in terror would suffice; instead we get tons of close-ups of head-shot executions.
4. The Asian-looking terrorists, fighting for North Korea, are presumably Korean. With names like Sam Medina, Malana Lea, and Kevin Moon, the people portraying them are not. Hollywood gets it wrong again...because Americans are too stupid to know the difference, right?
In short, don't pay money to see this unless mindless, overly-violent action appeals to you.
...Holy crap, do you realize that Roland Emmerich has the exact same movie coming out in June?
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