Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Megan Fox has no Power Over Anyone, Ever

Megan Fox made her name with both of Michael Bay's Transformers movies, and in 2009's Jennifer's Body. If you've seen her, then you remember her.

I doubt she's got all of her stuff together, like as a person, but I can't really judge her for that because my psychiatrist says my incessant hiccuping is a result of my scarred childhood and fear of overweight toddlers.

In any case, she's doomed to a life of obscurity from now on. I don't think there is any way she'll ever even be able to get what she wants out of life...

You know what? Forget it.

Transformers 3 is due next year, boys.

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